A while back on the message board we talked about how difficult naming is - not the creative bit, but the getting people to not be subjective weirdos about it bit. I was teasing you with tales of my book on the subject.
Well, in a bit of shameless self-publicity (there had to be some benefit to being a full-time name for four years), it's out:
Amazon should be delivering it a bit quicker soon. Anyway, have a nose if you're still tearing your hair out.